Where woman go to gossip
women are clueless who knew?
ten things only women understand
10.Cats/Dog facial expressions
9.The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8.Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7.Fat clothes
6.Taking car trip without trying to beat your best time
5.The difference between beige, off white, and egg shell
4.Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3.Eyelash curlers
2.The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1.Other woman
How to impress a woman???????
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine&dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the end of the earth for her....
Every woman should know
1.How to fall in love without losing yourself
2.How you fell about having kids
3.How to quit a job, break up with a man and comfort a friend without ruining the freindship
4.When to try harder and when to walk away
5.How to kiss a man in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn't like to happen next
6.How to have a good time at a party you'd never choose to attend
7.How to ask for what you want in a way that makes it most likey you'll get it
8.That you can't change the length of your calves, the width of your hips or the nature of your parents
9.That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it's over
10.what you would and wouldn't do for love or more
11.how to live alone even if you don't like it
12.who you can trust, who you can't, and why you shouldn't take it personally
13.where to go--be it your best friend's kitchen table or a charming inn hidden in the woods-- when your soul needs soothing
14.what you can and can't accomplish in a day, a month, a year
15.why they say life begins at 30
Things men need to know
This is a load of crap
1.The reason our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually CHANGE our underwear
2.The next time you and your buddies joke about women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl
3.If we're watching football with you, it's not bonding. We're watching because of the butts
4.If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday
5.Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie
6.Don't fret of you find out the postman delivers more than once a day
7.Please don't drive when your not driving
8.Lay off the beans several hours before bed
9.our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number of baths you take
10.If you were really looking for an honest answer you wouldn't ask in bed
11.The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubbernecking at miniskirts
12.If only woman gossip, how do you and your buddies keep track of "who's easy?"
13.Stop telling us most may strippers are gay: WE DON'T CARE!
14.start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life: you'll never see the island coming
15.have a strong need for male bonding? Visit you proctologist
16.Your contributions to your childhood should go above and beyond that chromosome you unselfishly sacificed
17.Eye sontact is best established above our sholder level
personally this makes me sick!!
Thing women need to know
1.Learn to work the toilet seat: If it's up put it down
2.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
3.sometimes, he's not thinking of you. Live with it
4.dogs are better than ANY cats. Period
5.Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
6.Anything you wear is fine. Really
7.you have enough clothes
8.you have too many shoes
9.No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar
10.share the closet
11.yes and no are perfectly good answers
12.a headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. see a doctor
13.anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days
14.If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the way makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one
15.Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are
16.whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
17.chritopher columbus didn't need directions, neither do we
18.women wearing wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at
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